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Attention: Do you like eggplants? By eggplants, we mean dicks. 

And by dicks, we mean dick stickers. Yes, that's right. We're here to sell you dick stickers.
We are not responsible if something goes wrong. 
What you do with the dick sticker is YOUR BUSINESS.

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why do we love dick stickers so much?

It must be in our DNA. You know - our Dick (k)Nowledge Arena. 
Well, we love them! And we think everyone should love them too. That’s why we created these stickers that are sure to bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. They’re perfect for sticking on laptops, notebooks, journals, calendars or anything else that needs some fun. You can even stick one on your car window so everyone knows how much of an eggplant (that means penis) lover you are!
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These stickers will brighten up any dull day and put a smile on the faces of all who see it. So what are you waiting for? Get yours today!
Our penis decals are waterproof, life proof, and perfect for pranking your friends. We've sold an uncomfortable amount of cock and balls stickers in the pass, and our reviews have always been stellar. Then again, who's going to give less than 5 stars to someone who has lovingly crafted a dick sticker in their home, just for you? If you're shopping for that perfect present for a friend or family member, our classy dick stickers might just be for you. Here are some reasons that you should choose our dick stickers above all else:

Four reasons to buy our dick stickers

We've definitely thought this out.

We're Not Anonymous

We're not hiding behind the security of anonymous selling on Amazon or other marketplaces. This is our website, this is our brand, and this is our dick content. When your "eggplant" sticker gets shipped to your house, it will be in our branding, from our shop. We are unashamed of the dicks that we draw. We strive to be the best weird sticker sellers in the business. We deliver straight to your door and at an affordable price, too.

we're sort of exclusive

You won't find our ads plastered all over YouTube or the latest TikTok videos. It's mostly because we're too poor to advertise. Plus, who advertises these sorts of things? We figure, search engines are good enough for us. If you can find our page or site: congratulations. You have a chance to own one of the hottest designs out there. Our semi-pornographic items are just flying off the shelves as we speak.

we ship wordlwide

Canada? Check. United Kingdom? Sure thing! We're based in the United States, but we'll sell you our stickers anywhere in the world. We don't mind. Stickers are seriously cheap to ship. That being said - sometimes, international selling can be a little tricky. So reach out if our site or shop doesn't offer the checkout or currency options you need to get your dirty sticker fix.

Fomood (fear of missing out on dicks)

Don't worry - we don't only sell dicks. We also make opossums. And gay stuff. And other stuff that makes us laugh. If you're a burnt out millennial like us - or just like that sort of humor - you'll love our email list. Especially because we only send out emails like, once a month max. We've got dicks to draw.

Testimonials

Those brave enough to comment on our dick stickers shall be richly rewarded! 

Leyla Peachy

February 14, 2021
"Love my dickbat. Can't wait to send some to friends."

Jo Leaver

November 19, 2021
Five stars - no comment

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Welcome to Weird

You're not dreaming... unless you have a weird nightmare where there's a trench coat full of bees that are selling stickers, pins, and magnets. In which case, please let us know -- because we'd like to know what our product is capable of.
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