I never meant for you to see this page. It means you've clicked somewhere, probably from a search engine, and landed here.
I've recently made some changes to this website. Specifically. I'm converting my "products" into photography galleries, as that's more appropriate for my art. So if you were expecting to see an art piece and it's gone, never fear! It will be back soon. In the mean time, you can head over to the Shop and try to find what you were looking for. Or you can email me, sam@nonbeenary.com, and I'll get it reposted ASAP.
Did someone say trash? Whether we're talking opossums, raccoons, or geese, the trash gang is HERE and ready to STEER your life into a new, trashy direction. Enjoy these images of animals that we usually see digging through our discarded waste. It's a wild, wacky world out there!
For everything that isn't trash gang, and isn't a pet, we've got nature gang. These wildlife are rocking and rolling and rumbling and grumbling. They're lonely. Won't you come say hi?
Caution. There are dicks and sex toys and many other adult things inside. Please be aware that art gets a little naughty sometimes! On the other hand, if you're looking for a dick sticker, this is the perfect place.
Are you a pet owner? Join the club! This collection features cats, dogs, and other pets in all sorts of funny, fun situations. Enjoy!
Here you'll find an ever-growing collection of stories and images that are sure to entertain. Whether you’re a pet lover, or just looking for a good laugh, you're sure to find something here that will brighten up your day. So sit back and relax - it's time to get your pet fix.
Ohio, the state of my heart;
Where summer skies and fields of corn start.
The birthplace of seven presidents and iconic inventors,
Where industrial giants and small towns meet their mentors.
Ohioans are resilient and determined to succeed,
With unwavering commitment to their land at full speed.
From the shores of Lake Erie in the north to the Appalachian Mountains in the south,
A sense of home and pride fill us with its mouth.
Oh glorious Ohio! Love is everywhere you look,
In every corner we're blessed with stories in our books.