Shop Announcement: We're Doing Shirts!

Hi folks, welcome to the blog! I know you've been waiting for me to announce my pet opossum sale or something, but APHIS isn't really into it and now I think I'm on a watchlist.

So instead, I've decided to do t-shirts! Exclusively at the website (not on Etsy or Faire), you'll be able to order a t-shirt in any of your favorite designs.

I'm partnering with a print on demand supplier called Merchize. They're based in Vietnam but they've got super quick shipping and their products are great! You can see me with a test shirt right here.

So if you've got an itch to put an opossum butthole on your body, you're in the right place! Shirts are now available on every design in our shop.

I can provide a pre-ship mockup if you'd like, just let me know after you place an order. Otherwise, I hope you'll just trust my judgment.

I hope my birthday (Memorial Day) was most excellent for you, and I hope to see your orders coming in soon!

PS - you can use the coupon NEWSHIRTS to get 10% off your order. It'll work on any products, not just shirts. But it only applies to first ten people who use it. So come on down and give me your money in exchange for some weird art!