Four Irresistible Frog Puns and Toad Stickers

Are you ready for some frog jokes and puns about frogs? Don't worry - you won't need to understand morse toad to get these frog puns. These stylish frogs are perfect gifts for your kids, friends, and even people you hate.

Whether you're a herpetologist or just plain nerdy, here are some fun jokes to tell next time you're sitting around the toad stool.

• What kind of shoes do stylish frogs wear? --- Open toad shoes (or open toad sandals when it's hot!).
• What does a frog order at a restaurant? French flies and a diet croak.
• Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
• What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas? Mistletoad.
• What kind of beverage do frogs drink? Croak-a-cola!
• What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hoppera!

Are you sick of me yet? Don't worry - I'm just a frog-ment of your imagination! Ready for more? Let's play mad scientist!

• What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog? A croakadile.
• What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog? A bunny ribbit.
• What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog? A croaker spaniel.
• What type of frog has horns? A bull frog!

Don't worry. I'm not going to draw any of those for you. But wouldn't it be toad-ally funny if I had a few frog puns up my sleeve? Turns out, I DO! Here are some frog puns and more jokes for you to enjoy as you think of new, toad-ally fresh ways to murder me and take my website down for good. Remember kids, don't get hippity hopping mad on those frog legs of yours! Just go get stickers!

Toad-ally cute

Inspired by the nerd that I've always been, this frog pun comes to you complete with glasses and a cute little toad-ally funny face. Toad-ay, take some time to enjoy this frog pun on all your favorite surfaces: as a pin, sticker, or magnet! It'll eat whatever bugs you.

I Toad You So

Toad-ay is going to be the day that it all comes back to you. You KNOW that your spouse was right for once. Now will you accept defeat? Or just suffer through more frog puns? This sticker is great for a water bottle, laptop, or notebook.

Country Toads, Take Me Home

Whether you're a John Denver fan or you just really like meme culture, this frog turned cowboy is the perfect way to show your love. Country roads will eventually take you home to this beautiful toady boy. It's really the bee's knees AND the frog's eggs!

Lick Me.

It's simple, it's dashing, and it's got a splash of hallucinogenics. This short sighted frog wants you to take him home. And then to the Hopthalmologist.

Final thoughts

Well, I hope you've enjoyed this selection of frog puns, pins, magnets, and stickers. Don't listen to the frog spy: come buy your own and see for yourself! We'll see ourselves out with a knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Toad?

Toad who?

I toad you already - listen!